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If you’re havin’ trouble with your Google rank
It’s givin’ you the blues
You wanna get first page but not break the bank
Here’s what you gotta do
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
Txt me any time
Just ping 1.36.24.36 hey
I lead my life online
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, [...]

I’m prone to random ideas, and last week it struck me that just about any danged crazy thing could (or has) been used as metaphor for Social Media, Web 2.0, or whatever you want to call this stuff. I had some time waiting for a program to install, so I threw out onto Twitter for [...]

On Twitter yesterday Ronji talked about a poll which asked which Super Power you would have. Most people at his work chose Invisibility, but I would personal take Flying. In fact, you would never get my butt back on the ground if I could fly. Easy choice.
So I wondered what Trivial Super Power you would [...]

Once upon a Tweetdeck dreary, while I Twittered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious snurl of meme-passed lore,
While I groaned, nearly bailing, suddenly there came a failing,
As of something poorly scaling, scaling on some maxed out cores.
”Tis some n00b,’ I muttered, ’scaling on a single core -
Only this, and nothing more.’
Thusly here I [...]

I’m at Philadelphia Airport (USA) - http://bkite.com/01JZu #
SO beat. And comedian security guy was sending US and non-US citizens to wrong lines. That’s real funny after 10 hr flight. #
Ha! Guessing I typofied Leonardo before we left given commentary from @msherr @timgiron and others. I was low on smart asses this trip! #
Phoenix… I [...]

On way to Lepnardo Da Vinci airport. Coolest airport name ever. #

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OH: "Hitler gave unifying everyone a good shot, not that I’m down with his ideas or anything" (Penn St student at bar in Rome) #
No writing done this evening due to the dumbest person I’ve ever met at next table. Think Colosseum should be rebuilt as soccer stadium. #
Last big sites today - National Museum [...]

Waiting for first cappucino and getting ready to head to Borghese Gallery for some art. #
Back at hotel, resting a bit before attacking tasty pizza place. #
Went to definitely the creepiest thing we’ve seen in Rome so far - bones of 4000 monks on display http://tinyurl.com/3qtxo7 #
just had some of the best pizza in our [...]

I’m at Colosseum, Rome (Roma, Latium, IT) - http://bkite.com/01I96 #
Sitting under a tree on Palatine Hill near the home of Augustus, snacking on olives, grapes, and cheese. #
98 steps in our hotel to our room. No elevator. Funny on 1st day of trip, less amusing on 5th. #
Colosseum, the Forum, and Palatine Hill were amazing. [...]

Smoking a Cuban Montecristo on Piazza Navona with a glass of wine, watching the weird Europeans. #
Relaxing today, letting legs heal. Just hoping cafes are open for my new espresso addiction. #
http://twitpic.com/dmek - @kenekaplan Check out the Intel brand being used for religious service in Italy: #
Scrounging around for some dinner and relaxing. #
Relaxing with [...]