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AC/DC 2008 - Dirty Tweets (done dirt cheap!)

December 11th, 2008 1 Comment

With apologies to Angus and friends.

If you’re havin’ trouble with your Google rank
It’s givin’ you the blues
You wanna get first page but not break the bank
Here’s what you gotta do
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
Txt me any time
Just ping 1.36.24.36 hey
I lead my life online
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, [...]

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Halloween Post: Poe’s The Raven… twitter version

October 31st, 2008 5 Comments

Once upon a Tweetdeck dreary, while I Twittered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious snurl of meme-passed lore,
While I groaned, nearly bailing, suddenly there came a failing,
As of something poorly scaling, scaling on some maxed out cores.
”Tis some n00b,’ I muttered, ’scaling on a single core -
Only this, and nothing more.’
Thusly here I [...]

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Do you believe in Dog?

September 14th, 2008 1 Comment

This debate between the marquees for two churches, while clearly from one of those sign generators, still made me laugh.  Having friends of all religious leanings, I have no problem seeing this happening.  It’s a big image, so click through to read all the Holy Goodness.

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