AC/DC 2008 – Dirty Tweets (done dirt cheap!)

If you’re havin’ trouble with your Google rank
It’s givin’ you the blues
You wanna get first page but not break the bank
Here’s what you gotta do
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
Txt me any time
Just ping 1.36.24.36 hey
I lead my life online

Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
(Dirty tweets and they’re done dirt cheap)
(Dirty tweets and they’re done dirt cheap)

You got problems in your web designer
You got a broken link
He’s double dealin’ with another site
That’s when the clickthroughs drop fella
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
Or make a website crawl
Log right in, forget ’bout him
We’ll have ourselves a blog!

Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
Dirty tweets, done dirt cheap
(Dirty tweets and they’re done dirt cheap)
(Dirty tweets and they’re done dirt cheap)

If you’ve got a spammer and you want her gone
But you can’t block that putz
She keeps emailin’ you night and day
Enough to drive you nutz
Grab your iPhone, I’m in the zone
It’s time to trash her brand,
For a fee, I’m happy to be
Your linkjack man!

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